Errm...inappropriate much?

SPOTTED!This very inappropriate advert for an indoor heating system:

OK, I get the message. The heating is so good that one can comfortably mooch around without any clothes on and, if one wishes, can also engage in naughty things with one's other half. But in the middle of a park?! Where the elderly have their evening walk?! And the young kids frolic?! (When I say frolic, I mean 'cause a great deal of mischief'. But frolic sounds better.) Well, I never! ;)

Spotted...at the train station

In my opinion, seeing a banana skin on the floor is rather amusing. What if someone ACTUALLY slips on it and falls hilariously on their bottom? It really is quite funny (if slightly painful for the person doing the slipping).

But THIS?

Yes, it's an actual banana skin on the train track. Unfortunately (or, fortunately?) the Welsh one removed it before we could see the result of this one. I'm guessing there wouldn't be a 'ha ha he's fallen on his bottom' moment though. 

Not only did we see the (strategically placed?) banana skin, but we also saw this:

Now, correct me if I'm wrong but this guy actually looks like he's having a wail of a time...

Hello (again) Kitty...

Whilst on a trip to my favourite low cost, non-Italian supermarket (yes, I am of course talking about Lidl), I came across something that shocked me. No, there weren't creepy crawlies in the fruit and veg. And no, the staff hadn't all of a sudden decided to start smiling once in a while. It was something way more shocking than that. Behold, if you will, the Hello Kitty.....lettuce!!!

Look! You can enjoy all your favourite Hello Kitty designs! (Before you rip open the bag, and chuck it in the bin 2 seconds later...)

Doesn't the salad background make her look SO much cuter?!

Now, I am fully aware of the fascination that people have with Hello Kitty and Disney here. It's everywhere. On bags, t-shirts, pencils, folders, sweets. But lettuce?? Now that's just a little bit too ODD for my liking.